March 2008
114 posts
Muhahahhaa
Jess and Alberto just called to inform me that Samaniego made a big deal because I was the only one who got all the problems right on the CAML test and every other student got a 4.
Coincidence
Mark and Matt rear ended someone due to a chain reaction on their way back to Irvine yesterday. I guess Guy #1 swerved, Guy #2 slammed on his brakes, and Guy #3 (Matt) slammed into Guy #2. From what Mark told me the car wasn’t driveable and Matt’s dad had to come get them.
What are the odds that we both get into car wrecks on the same day?
And just for the record, my car accident...
Happy Monday
The Le Family played hooky. My father stayed home from work and my brother and I didn’t bother to go to school. It’s ten thirty and I have plans to finish my history by noon, do the laundry, clean the bathrooms, and dispose of all the crap that accumulated in my bedroom over the weekend.
Ambitious, I know.
Kevin Cabardo Makes Me Love My Life
Kevin: is the ballroom dancing club big?
Jamie: i don't know i've never been
Kevin: what the
Jamie: but this girl told me i have to go with a partner
Jamie: hence the begging
Kevin: lets make a freak dance club and you can be my partner
Jamie: HAHA
Jamie: i haven't really seen or spoken to you for while
Kevin Cabardo: i like to stay hidden. jesus got crucified for being out in the open
Jamie: HA are you comparing yourself to jesus
Kevin Cabardo: whats wrong with that
Jamie: well for one, having a God complex can't be good and its ironic because we both know you have an inferiority complex
Kevin Cabardo: whos to say what is what
Sorry Readers,
My last chunk of writing has been thoroughly depressing and/or repetitive. I’m sure I’ll evolve out of this current self-pitying state, but until I do, I apologize profusely for my writing isn’t a bit entertaining because let’s face it: who the hell cares that I’m now facing the consequences of my pathetic lazy life?
I have plans to buckle down and be happy soon,...
Fucking Tumblr Craze
Everyone has one now wtf.
My Weekend in a Nutshell
Perhaps I’ll elaborate later tonight but here goes:
Friday: Ballet with Jeremy downtown; it was beautiful; Opus M a German (?) dance company and California Ballet the school I used to dance for; Ten hours of traffic to get out of downtown; Julian’s house; Guy’s house down South for a party; Khoa Tri Alvin Mark met up with Jeremy Julian Terrence Me; Some random party go-er tried...
Good Times In The Bathroom
Me: (Washing my hands)
Girl in stall: Hello.. Mr. Tampon... Mr. Tampon... where are you?
Me: (confused, still washing my hands)
Girl in stall: Mr. Tampon! WHERE ARE YOU?
Me: (quietly staring at the stall)
Girl in stall: MR. TAMPON. WHERE. ARE. YOU. MR. TAMPON?!!!
Me: (quietly retreats from crazy girl in stall who thinks tampons are people)
Me: This is why I use pads. Tampons are just so damn rebellious.
Ponytail
For the first time in… ever I tied my hair up in a ponytail. I was greeted with “hello”s and “WHY DID YOU CUT ALL YOUR HAIR?” all day.
People don’t adapt to change very well in Mira Mesa.
Finish Line
Me: Dad, what if the only school I get into is SDSU?
Dad: That's fine.
Me: Dad, what if the only school I get into is Miramar?
Dad: That's fine too.
Dad: It doesn't matter what road you take, it just matters if you reach the finish line.
Happy Birthday
Daddy.
Buying Shoes
Mark: She's hawt.
Jamie: Yeah, she's pretty.
Mark: She's too old.
Mark (muttering): Should I ask her if she has a daughter?
Jamie: What?
Mark: What?
Jamie: Did you just ask me if you should ask her if she has a daughter?
Mark: ...no.
Mark: I said that if I press my toes the shoes get harder.
Mark: (smirks)
I woke up repeatedly throughout the night knowing I had things to do. I think I was bordering about ten times. I never finished anything I needed to. I suck.
Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" →
in replacement of the Ten Commandments, from Matt’s religion: Pastafarian
This entertained me for a good fifteen minutes, thank you Matt. I’m considering converting from my current Muslim state.
Childish Antics
I had one of my worst nervous breakdowns a few minutes ago. After 30 minutes of nonstop screaming at my Dad (who didn’t yell back even once) and punching everything in sight, I calmed down.
I literally cannot stand my home, my sister, my brother, or school. I don’t want to be around anyone and I just want to leave San Diego immediately. I don’t want to be here anymore. I...
in order to pass with decent grades by semester's...
A’s = 2 English Essays 100% = 4 Math Tests 100% = 2 Biology Tests
Not impossible. Not exactly attainable. I’m going to attempt to prove that I’m worth something.
Premenstral Syndrome
I’m fucking out of my mind with heartache, headaches, fatigue, nausea, anger, and everything else that hitches a ride with the monthly visit.
I swear to God I’m going to beat up someone by the end of this week. The frustration of school and life is really starting to overflow and I don’t know if I can take it.
My road rage took an all time high today when this bitch was taking...
Vent
After finding out about my current academic failures, after fighting with my brother yet again over useless matters, after listening to my Dad question my slow pace at work, I’ve decided I’d rather bleed out of every orifice than return to school. I’d rather sit here and dwell in my pool of self-pity, self-loathing, and tears than leave my room. I’d rather lie in the...
“Okay Jamie. Let’s dedicate our lives to precalculus. Starting tomorrow,...”
– Text from Stacy; DEAL!
I Am Failing Two Classes
I have an F in math thanks to my test on Friday. Yep, the one I turned in blank. But on a brighter note: I still managed to squeeze 1 point out of it and got a 2.5%!
I have an F in Biology due to laziness and forgetfulness. I never did the powerpoint presentation and because of that… I’m missing a total of 80 points in that class and failing. I sent the following email to Yoneda...
Bye Matt
Spring Break is over and I’ve not done one thing productive. Actually, as I’m typing this, I’m sitting on a pile of washed laundry that I haven’t bothered to fold since last weekend.
I spent yesterday literally doing nothing, all day, with Mark. Besides successfully converting him to my gay best friend and buying a bra in his presence, I don’t remember doing...
???
I had a dream I had breast cancer.
“I just had beer out of a bottle… and it tasted like.. heaven!”
– Overheard last night
Work @ 3PM
I’m on the Robek’s website trying to memorize the menu and everything that goes in each drink. I don’t want anymore threats to be fired. “Jamie, if you don’t memorize the drinks, John’ll fire you.” “Jamie, if you don’t pour the drinks faster, John’ll fire you.” “Jamie, IF YOU WEAR JEANS… John’ll fire...
Limits
My dad told me earlier today that I have to BE HOME BY 10PM, otherwise, I would not be allowed to see the light of day tomorrow.
We were paying for our meal when I realized that for the first time in a long time, I had a curfew. I sprinted to my car, Madonna and Mariah trailing closely behind and sped off to drop of Mariah. After I hit the gas and (mentally) peeled away, I rushed to drive...
SAT scores are in...
I suck.
1760.
I’m retaking.
Single
Being single is actually fun. I don’t know why I keep whining over being alone, because right now it ain’t all that bad. I can do whatever the hell I want, I can see whoever the hell I want, I can have relations with whoever the hell I want. It’s extremely refreshing, considering my last relationship was constricting as a motherfucker. I don’t think I remember breathing...
Happy Birthday
Alberto “Finesse” Guzman
Epiphany
I blog to avoid homework.
No homework? Not much blogging.
Sep 3, 2006 12:42 PM
hoodrat: mrah: awww yeah i wish you could have came we missed you! so like madonna stole her moms car then picked us up at jamies house then we drove to the beach but there were toooo many cops and we were like fuck da police then we drive and go to tis gas station where we meet this truck driver with 2 teeth who is like telling us all the rules of the road then we ate food at some park thing...
Headache
With this obsession I have watching House for the last few days, every little physical pain makes me feel as if it might be fatal. Or an autoimmune disease. Or cancer.
I have a headache, and I’m telling myself it isn’t a large brain tumor, and that no amount of watching House will make me unlucky enough to get a rare disease.
Beach, pool, drove Madonna to work, watched Atonement at...
Matt puts Emmeline in an extremely awkward...
Me: Matt, she's not a blow-up doll! You're not that lonely anymore! She's real, she can sit how she wants!!
Matt (to Ryan, Jason): Guys... help me out here
Ryan, Jason: You're on your own man, Jamie burned you.
Matt: *glares at me for ten minutes due to lack of retort.*
Mariah: I got tipped!
Jamie: Really? How much did you get?
Mariah: I don't know.
Mariah: But the guy gave me five bucks!
Jamie: ...............
Mariah
Mariah: I got a job!
Madonna: Yay when do you start?
Mariah: I don't know.
Mariah: But I'm training tomorrow!
Madonna: ..............
Edson
is coming home tonight.
Kings of Convenience - Misread
Think I Wanna Die
by Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin is stuck in my head.
Woke up early met Mom at the mall got five undies new bra a dress and a big fat stinking pile of criticism.
Mom calls back an hour after we’ve departed asking if her outfit was ugly I replied no why she told me that she met her parents and they first thing they said was that her outfit made her look dirty and embarassing.
...
Life of The Lonely
It’s sad downright pathetic when you have three friends and none of them picks up your phonecalls.
“NEWS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS Chalk the Walk in Mira Mesa Please click on the attchment if you are interested in supporting a student artist or want to participate in the Mira Mesa Chalk the Walk Celebration! Funds raised will support Mira Mesa Schools’ Visual Arts Programs. The celebration will be held on May 10, 2008. Files for download: chalk_info_packet.pdf what the fuck i thought our...
Zeus
Was it just me or did Zeus send down a hell of a lightning storm last night? I’m pretty sure I was awoken by the crackle from a much too large thunder and the shiver of my entire house. Then I fell back asleep and just remembered it right now.
Starting Off The Day
with a lecture from my Dad, a hissy fit from my Brother, and lunch with my Mom.
Drowsy
Just for future reference, when you’re already as drowsy as hell, don’t drink. I almost fell asleep standing at Jeremy’s house earlier and now, I’m honestly just glad to be horizontal.
Woke up at 3PM, a record for me. I called Emmeline and had a late lunch with her at Panera, really happy to have fulfilled my three week craving of a panini and baked potato soup. Read at...
“I honestly have no idea how I am going to go without masturbation with porn for...”
– Venkat went to India.