December 2009
29 posts
Eye Exam
Doctor: Open your eyes wide.
Jamie: *opens eyes wide*
Doctor: Open your eyes really wide.
Jamie: This is the widest they go. You're Asian. You should understand.
And This is Why We're Friends
Jamie: So... what do you wanna do?
Stacy: I don't know, I'm dropping him off at a hardcore metal death party.
Jamie: ...
Stacy: We should go get slurpees.
Last Final
Mary Ann: I'm going to miss being in a class with you guys.
Brian: Let's take an intersession course!
Mary Ann: Do they have intersession courses...
Brian: ... or, we could have an intercourse session.
Yesterday (Reblogged from Stefanie; Glad I'm still...
Prosser: You know, Stefanie, you look like you never enjoy life.
Me: what?!
Someone in class: No, that's Jamie
It’s so ludicrous, I’m so ludicrous, I feel like I am constantly falling down...
– (via) Yup, I think that adequately sums it up.
Blackout Due to Weather, Lights Come Back On
Misa: Yes! I can finally use the bathroom!
Jamie: ... The lights were out. Not the water.
Know When to Joke About Your Sexual Habits
Mom: I don't know what... HEY! What are you doing?!
Jamie: What happened?
Mom: It's Kristine's new thing to randomly pull her pants down and diaper off.
Jamie: Just like me.
Mom: What?
Jamie: Nothing.
Finals Week
Oh hey, it’s that time of the year again. Comes twice, never nice, with so much stress that only a gun to the head will suffice.
Only, I find myself completely at ease. At present, I’m sitting in couch and desk contraption, placed in a “Quiet Area” in the midst of faculty offices, manipulated to face a scratched egg yolk-yellow wall. I made the trek to this building in...
Majors
Jamie: I'm still undeclared... but I'm going to major in Journalism with an emphasis in Media Studies. You?
Phillip: Male modeling. With an emphasis on sexiness.
Flavors of me. →
Class
Sorority Girls: Are these seats saved?
Jamie: Yeah actually, those are for my emotional baggage.