May 2009
22 posts
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of...”
– Oscar Wilde (via)
May 30th
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Coward
I have one confession I’ve been meaning to express that has been tearing my mind into shreds and making me contemplate actually going through with my self-mutilatory fantasies, but, as I am a coward, I’m just going to sleep the alcohol off and forget the thought ever crossed my mind.
May 24th
May 21st
Life Isn't That Bad
Yesterday during what should have been fourth period AP Art class, I found myself sitting in around a table with several mexicans and Stacy, munching on pizza.  They hauled me in for yet another Alcoholic Support Group meeting — this time, to discuss what makes us sad. Among several confessions such as: “I’m sad that my boyfriend got another girl pregnant.” and: ...
May 21st
Wired
I’m jittering in my seat off the large cup of frozen caffeine I inhaled earlier today.  It’s midnight and my body is slowly inching its way towards a horizontal position on the floor below the desk I’m typing upon, but, too bad — my mind says, ‘no’. Sixteen million different thoughts are racing their way towards the finish line behind my forehead attempting to...
May 14th
Traveler
Adam: see you in two weeks
Jamie: safe flight!
Adam: hopefully :]
Jamie: oh i'm not wishing you one. i have tourrets.
May 14th
“Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via)
May 14th
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ListenOFFICE - Enter Me, Exit You Told myself I would...
May 12th
Accomplishment
I took a break this morning from school to study for my AP Psychology test three hours before it begins. If you know me well enough by now, you’ll notice the multitudes of flaws in that first sentence. 1) I’m not taking a voluntary preparatory period, I just wanted to sleep. 2) If you call singing obnoxiously and dancing in my underwear “study”ing, then sure, I’m...
May 12th
May 12th
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ListenThe Shins - Australia Shins are playing within...
May 12th
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Beach
I met up with a friend yesterday at the beach.  It was a hot day, so nothing could have prevented me from stripping to practically nude in public.  Luckily, at the beach, that’s socially acceptable. Had I done it where I was standing before my friend called, that just would have been awkward. She left shortly after I arrived to pick up her boyfriend from work, leaving me stranded on a...
May 8th
“Rule number one: Always stick around for one more drink. That’s when things...”
– John Berendt, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (via peabodysteph) (via apsies)
May 8th
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WatchWatch
I came across this randomly the other day, then that same day someone linked it to me, then today, I noticed Jason Mraz had posted it on his blog. These acts of coincidence compelled me to do my part in spreading the joy.
May 6th
May 6th
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May 5th
ListenPriscilla Ahn - Dream
May 5th
I Have a Large Butt
Jamie: Can I lean on your car?
Dan: No.
Jamie: I'm doing it anyway.
Dan: It's dirty, you'll get a black ass.
Jamie: ................. I already have a black ass.
May 3rd