February 2010
12 posts
Clorox to the Dome
I spent my Sunday cleaning, as I do most Sundays after the Chargers’ season prematurely ends. Bathrooms, vacuum, bedroom, laundry, etc.
I transport the laundry from the dryer in two shifts because unfortunately, my arms aren’t long enough to wrap themselves around the entire pile of hot cotton.
Just two seconds ago, I took one half to my bedroom to fold. Between the time I placed...
January 2010
18 posts
Comm 103
In Communications yesterday, the class was asked to each individually get up and give a two minute speech about someone who has made him or her “look at [themselves] differently” or whatever. While my class furiously scrawled their ideas onto paper in preparation, I propped my feet up on the desk in front of me and waited, confident that I wouldn’t have to volunteer. The class,...
I hope to hell that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the...
– J.D. Salinger dies at 91.
I’m still convinced that I am the Asian female version of Holden Caulfield. Minus the money. And I have the ability to suppress my urge to call upon prostitutes.
Just kidding.
I don’t have that particular urge.
Often.
Theater 120
I found out late last semester that not only was the joke of an English class I was enrolled in one I had already been accredited for, but my major of choice required a minor. I was confined in the Academic Advising waiting room for thirty minutes just to have them slap me in the face. Metaphorically, of course.
And while I was there, the only thing I had to pass the time was a stack of Forbes...
Ask Me Anything...
…but let’s try avoiding questions that will make me put my prepared noose into use.
Recently, my days have progressed in a rather mundane and repetitive manner. Wake up, brush teeth, wash face, look into the mirror and try not to break it, etc. I open up lappy and check my email (which usually contains no new messages, save an Urban Outfitters subscription), Twitter (I care about...
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Not going to fall into the pit that is the... →
2010
Alberto: What's your New Year's Resolutions?
Jamie: I don't have any. I'm just going to take it as it comes.
Alberto: That's what she said.