jamie nguyen le: Archive

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Mar 26th

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Soul Mates

My aversion to studying, schoolwork, and productivity in general has reached an all time high. Last night, I snuggled up with a Bacardi bottle, some junk food that’s now tucked safely away in my thighs, and the newest episode of Modern Family. Meanwhile, my books were abandoned on my kitchen table. I had deserted my studies so abruptly, it wasn’t until now — 12 hours later...

Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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While Dating My Math Notes

Jamie: What's the date today?
Janyce: March 22nd.
Jamie: Oh shit!
Janyce: What?
Jamie: ... My orange juice expired today.

Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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Narcissism Pays Off

I have two midterms weighing my shoulders down. One perched on either side, whispering sweet nothings into my ears. In a sing-a-song voice, they sigh to me, “Jamie, your midterms are tomorrow morning…” “Jamie, you haven’t cracked the book…” “Jamie, stop watching Moulin Rouge…” They’re probably right (and by that I mean...

Mar 19th

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Mar 17th

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The Bird and The Bee - Rich Girl (Hall & Oates...

Mar 13th

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Mar 9th

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I'm Not a Man, Despite What Some May Argue

Kenny: You have nice legs, no homo.

Jamie: .......... Why would that be homo?

Mar 8th

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Mar 8th

Mar 7th

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Mar 7th

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Watch

I just spent the night sharing the dance floor with Gold Motel, a.k.a. Greta Morgan of The Hush Sound fame. With a little of that liquid courage and a little music in my veins, neither I (nor Julie, Raquel, or Rachel) cared that we had the majority of the floor to our (four) flailing bodies. P.S. Does anyone else think she looks like Kendra Wilkinson? The resemblance is uncanny.

Mar 5th

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Lil' Wayne

On a time crunch to make it out the door for an SDSU-sponsored event, I ran into my Dad’s bathroom to quickly partake in some dental hygiene before proceeding with my plans to drive at highly illegal speeds to campus. I grabbed onto the faucet and turned it to the left, turned my body around, and turned the corner out of my Dad’s bedroom. Since Weezy F Baby was blasting from my...

Mar 3rd

Phone Conversation with Mama

Jamie: I think I'm going to go get my eyebrows waxed.
Mom: Yeah, you really should.
Jamie: You can't even see me!  How do you know I "really should"?!
Mom: Because.  I know you're a pretty hairy girl.
Jamie: Wow.

Mar 2nd

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Insult of the Day

K: You're like the only friend that's a girl I have.
J: Why?
K: 'Cause I either eventually date them or date their friends.
J: So, you're saying that the only reason we're friends is because I'm unattractive and you don't want to date me?
K: Yeah, basically.

Mar 1st